Things I Never Dreamed of Saying

So, as a mother I say things I never in a million years would have expected to come out of my mouth.....here are a few

Please stop running with a pencil in your mouth.

Don't sit on your sisters head. (this was yelled at top lung capacity)

We don't drink medicine, it can be very bad for you (this was after Parker decided he liked the baby ibuprofen and took a swig of it)

If you don't stop eating the remote you are going to have to earn some money to buy us a new one.

And the usual

Good Burp

Are you pooping?

Look at all those boogers